Dear Taxi Drivers,

It has come to my attention you are not used to militant pedestrians; to replicate said militant pedestrianism on your own time please follow the following steps.

  1. Notice the pedestrian at a pedestrian crosswalk demarcated by signs, the hatched crosswalk, and its presence at an obvious intersection.
  2. Have said pedestrian possess ghetto pizza, and of the kind that is not of their typical choice.
  3. Continue at full speed, notably above the posted speed limit, and cut the pedestrian off, knowing full well said pedestrian has the right of way at any such crosswalk.
  4. Have the pedestrian throw their pizza onto the taxi’s windshield as the taxi speeds by.

It is understandable that vigilantism within certain circumstances is frowned upon, yet in this particular instance there was no other method of expressing displeasure at, or noting the infraction in any meaningful way, the taxi driver’s inability to heed to pedestrian right of way.  The taxi’s number or company could not be descerned at 70 kilometres per hour; the police, if called, would place any such report on their nuisance call list; and regardless of the outcome of any complaint to be made, the taxi driver would miss the immediate consequence to their inability to heed traffic law.

Thus: pizza on windshield of taxi.